The Controversially Leaked, Kate Upton Slow-Motion Car Wash, Mercedes Benz Super Bowl Commercial that’s not really Controversial at all

Here at Sports Studio, we pride ourselves on our research. When it comes to digging up information about super models, we spare no expense. Our team of dedicated researchers go to great lengths to uncover details that a simple Google image search would not reveal.

Scouring Wikipedia, pouring over in-depth articles from men’s magazines, combing tweets, and consulting the occasional book, Sports Studio wants to provide you with the information that you can’t get from slack-jawed staring at advertisements, like this one-

So without further adieu, or more Mercedes Benz CLA Super Bowl XLVII commercial nonsense, Sports Studio is proud to present you with Kate Upton facts:

  1. Kate Upton was the sixth most searched name in America in 2012.
  2. Kate Upton was born in St. Joseph, Michigan on June 10, 1992.
  3. Kate Upton is 5-foot-10 inches tall, 7 inches taller than Muggsy Bogues.
  4. Kate Upton’s (Kevin) Bacon number is 2. We do not know if Upton eats bacon.
  5. Kate Upton is a three time American Painted Horse Association World Champion.
  6. Kate Upton’s 40 yard dash time is not verified, as she is not eligible to compete at the NFL Combine.
  7. Kate Upton has been a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model and Rookie of the Year.
  8. As of January 25, 2013, Kate Upton has 691,367 followers on Twitter. Sports Studio does not follow Kate Upton.
  9. Kate Upton does not wash the car in the new 2013 Mercedes Benz CLA Super Bowl commercial. Nor does she wash the afforementioned 2013 Mercedes Benz CLA in said Super Bowl commercial in slow motion.
  10. Kate Upton watches a group of guys wearing Sports Studio football jerseys wash the 2013 Mercedes Benz CLA in slow motion.
  11. Kate Upton has never worked at a car wash. Sports Studio is not a car wash.
  12. Sports Studio read the Kate Upton wiki page in preparing these facts
  13. This commercial will be shown during the 2013 Super Bowl. The Super Bowl takes place on Feb 3rd, 2013. Super Bowl XLVII is in New Orleans, Louisiana.
  14. Kate Upton has never been to Sports Studio in Torrance, Ca.